My cough is so bad it is like crazy fat wolfhounds duel barking. If this was the turn of the last century I would have been carted off to the sanatorium for the fresh air cure. Also, would someone kindly deliver some Mexican food and a birthday cake with lots of colored frosting roses to my front door? All I want to eat right now is ginourmous burrito con flores por favor.

News flash! While searching for a pic of Ruby Gillis to accompany the above paragraph I came across the Texts from Avonlea Tumblr. Jackpot!